Wow So Ian A Facebook
Written by Andrew Prassas on January 2, 2013
Arranged by Lexi Roberts on January 10, 2013
Published in Issue 005
@WowSoIan: “@afacebookfriend: by the way i will abbreviate facebook as fb from here on”
@out: WHO IS SOON TO BE AN IRL FRIEND!?
@idobelieve: ask Ed!
@meto: write things without
@punctuation: so...i said OK i will write without
@punctuation: for your zine i am at a bar café thing right now typing
@listeningto: HOLLAGRAMZ ATLANTEAN TECHNO MIX
@Itwasmy: favorite mix of the year?
@ittalksaboutcool: ...theosophical stuff.
@andhasdopebeats: so new years just happened it was a trip NO I WAS NOT LITERALLY TRIPPING ON PSYCHEDELICS
@Ididthatalotof: “@thatthisyearthough: i essentially have “HPPD” now but i really enjoy it but i wish i could claim disability for it”
@i: HIGHLY recommend changa.. its like...smokeable?
@ayahuascaandis: super gentle and spiritually uplifting and balancing? …vibes
@i: met the space queen
@feminine: beautiful goddess lady?
@andrealizedthat: my spirit is not from the earth
@weallcomefromthestars: anyways... this new years i spent good time with friends they got me “into” big freedias show
@indallas: i dont know what i think about that “whole performance”
@ifeltlikeitwas: a strange zone for white college kids of loose sexual boundaries: to have an open space
@toactlike: black people in New Orleans!!!
@withouthavingto: spend any time around irl black people besides “B”?
@twno: HATE ON BIG FREEDIA
@iappreicateandadmire: what is happening..?
@butatthesametime: i have serious reservations about the context “blah blah blah blah.”
@Thequeerblackman: *performing onstage* (and a few other black people) “it seemed hella safe, and the beats were way too repetitive and just, you know. it was just a hyped event thing”
@butigottosp: end good time with good friends as new years countdown happened
@myfriend: who is a dope dj!?
@gavemea: *kiss on the cheek* and *i return Ed*
@ittohim: no homo lol but we’re both boy lesbians. i do believe in my imagination that means you have a feminine spirit and like girls a whole lot?
@Forsomerea: son, gay dudes like me a lot. im not complaining its flattering but i wish girls would hit me up more
@butnowtheyareiguess: this girl friended me on fb. no friends in common on fb. Ok.
@but: you. (re: hot?)
@soillacceptthefriend: request all of Christ! Ma’s eve and whatnot: she was hitting me up on fb chat
@whatsyour: favorite christmas movie: Teeeheee Jingle All The Way
@definitely: i admire arnold schzwarzeneggar
@awholelot: sin = bad
@wasgoodinthattoo: BY THE WAY my favorite actor is nicholas cage……………………anyways……
@hi: “speed” chases are cool, i ended up “meeting up” with the “girl” after “the loft party.” that was dope.
@dancingfriends: djing, lots of weed, smoking and drinking, and i did my usual crazy dancing but yeah shes all “come over come over come over come over”
@multipletexts: ...like that throughout the night?
@so: i showed up at her friends apartment and we hit it off but then her friend flips his shit..
@andisall: i need to go to sleep
@andhestarted: *KICKING OVER CHAIRS AND ACTING LIKE A TANTRUM CHILD BABY MAN*
@andwerealllike: ok you can go to sleep. We’re not keeping you up
@buttherealproblemwas: ...he didnt want us having sex at his apartment. so he kicked us out new years eve. *really drunk* so i drove her german luxury auto
@mobile: seriously WHO THE FUCK is this girl i like her this is very strange and surreal and kind of nice
@backtomyplace: i told her it was a shit hole apartment and i have shit everywhere. “i want more wine” she said. i didnt have a bottle opener so she smashed the bottle in my sink glass. SHATTERED. EVERYWHERE.
@andtheleftover: wine in the bottom of the wine bottle. i poured into a small gl(ass).
@topochicobottle: because i am a gentleman, this girl is really cool.
@Ithoughtsoyeah: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!? HA.
@ppenedit: did we knock Ed over!?
@Mytarotdeckand: a card came up ace of pentacles, “i bet thats a bad one” she said and i was like nah there are no bad cards all obstacles can be overcome lets have more sex.
@okwe: woke up the next morning and just kind of talked shit to each other it was nice
@i: said shes like lou anne from king of the hill, which i did not intend as a mean thing i meant it as a compliment...humor:/
@notasabadthingand: she got all huffy and sort of punched me on the chest which i like a lot but i have a feeling she likes doing that and starting shit which is a lot of fun anyways
@shetoldme: im like bart simpson. which i am. and i liked that.
@wellshes: “coming” over tonight?
@sothatsnice: she told me i needed to clean up all the bottles so i did (domesticity)
@wherewasi: hmmmmmmmmm lost my train of thought. ok yeah ace of pentacles next?
@days: he sends me a text, “ace of pentacles is about new beginnings and opportunities”