IHOP Steak Tomorrow

Written by Lauren Early on December 22, 2012
Arranged by Andrew Birk on December 30, 2012
Published in Issue 004

@iHop #steak #tomorrow #iamdrivingto @losangeles #thelasttimeiwastherewas #thanksgiving #iWenttoa #buffet in @valencia #california in a @hyatthotel between an @internationalhouseofpancakes and a gated community called @tuscany #iHaveneverbeentotuscany but iFigure thats fine #ivebeento @valencia and they have @tuscany there

#alsothe @internationalhouseofpancakes there are #sixdifferentcolorsofsyrupateverytable #dothemath ***therearelikefiftytablesinan@internationalhouseofpancakes***         take that math and #applyit to all the zillions of @internationalpancakehouses

#haveyoueverseenan@ihopinanothercountry?!
#isitreallyeveninternational?!
#whattypeofsyrupisthegreenone?!
#is@iHopopenonchristmas?!
#haveyoueverorderedasteakfrom@ihop?!
#doesanyoneeverorderthesteakat@theinternationalhouseofpancakes?!
#doesanyoneevenenjoyeatingthere?!
#iDont
#butistillgoandtherearesomanyofthemservingpeoplesteakandneonpinksyrup
#thank@god