I Just Got Annoyed

Written by Willow Watson on January 3, 2013
Arranged by Lexi Roberts on January 8, 2013
Published in Issue 005

"I JUST GOT ANNOYED WITH
SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET
I POSTED   THIS  MAGICAL
VIDEO   OF    BACON  AND
EGGS EARLIER THIS   SELF
RIGHTEOUS    BITCH    IS
FAT    AND  UNATTRACTIVE
ANYWAY    YOUR CAST IRON
PANS ARE GONNA KILL  YOU
SHE PUT   SUGAR  GLIDERS
 IN       HER      TITS
REALLY         SHUT   UP
SHUT   THE  FUCK     UP
ONLY I   SAID   IT NICER
ITS   NOT THE SOY  BEANS
HIGHLIGHTS   FROM    THE
CONVERSATION    MY   MOM
IS       HAVING      RN"