Challenges And Manups

Written by Jeremy Johnston on October 14, 2011
Arranged by Quinn Maubach on January 9, 2013
Published in Issue 005

CHALLENGES!!!!!!! AND MAN-UPS!!!!!!!

IF A PLAYER RECEIVES A manfraction AND ~feels~ THAT OUR SERVER DID A BAD JOB OF REALIZING THE REASONS THEY USED A ~girly~ WORD, OR IF THEY ~feel~ THEY WERE UNFAIRLY GIVEN A manfraction BY ONE OF THEIR friends, THEY CAN

CHALLENGE!!!!!!! THE loss OF POINTS. ADDITIONALLY, IF THEY HAVE THEIR MAN-CARD TAKEN AWAY, THEY CAN TRY TO MAN UP!!!!!!! AND COUNTER THE manfraction BY DOING SOMETHING
EXTRA-MANLY!!!!!!! TO EARN THEIR CARD BACK.

 

CHALLENGES!!!!!!! ALLOW PLAYERS TO FIGHT!!!!!!! AGAINST AN AUTOMATIC manfraction BY GIVING AN EXPLANATION AND ASKING THEIR friends TO COUNTER IT, SO IF OUR SERVER FLAGS THE mantonym ~*~kittens~*~ IN THE SENTENCE “MORE VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!! SHOULD HAVE A WEAPON!!!!!!! THAT SHOOTS!!!!!!! FLAMING!!!!!!! ~*~kittens~*~ AT THE ENEMY,” THE PLAYER CAN FLAG THE manfraction FOR REVIEW FROM THEIR friends WITH MAN-CARDS. IF ENOUGH AGREE, THEN THE CHALLENGE!!!!!!! GOES THROUGH.

 

MAN-UPS!!!!!!! ARE A WAY OF EARNING BACK A USER’S MAN-CARD IF IT GETS TAKEN AWAY BY A MANUAL manfraction. IF SOMEONE GETS THEIR MAN-CARD TAKEN AWAY FOR ANY REASON, THEY CAN COUNTER BY DOING SOMETHING
EXTRA-MANLY!!!!!!! FOR EXAMPLE: IF DURING A LUNCH conversation IT COMES UP THAT A friend HASN’T EVER WATCHED A BASEBALL!!!!!!! GAME IN PERSON, THEY MIGHT lose THEIR MAN-CARD. IF THEY’D LIKE TO THEY CAN IMMEDIATELY COMPENSATE BY ORDERING A DOUBLE
BACON CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!! WITH
BACON!!!!!!! AS A SIDE, OR BY RECOUNTING THE PREVIOUS EVENING THEY DRANK A COLD BEER!!!!!!! WHILE THEY WERE IN A HOT SHOWER. EVEN THOUGH THEY DON’T NECESSARILY NEED TO DO SOMETHING THAT RELATES TO THE manfraction, A
MAN-UP!!!!!!! IS AN EXTREMELY MANLY!!!!!!!
ACTION!!!!!!! THAT PROVES THEY STILL DESERVE THEIR MAN-CARD.